Y'all remember Willard Scott? Fat weatherman who had a fetish for 100 year old people...?
I remember him interviewing this curmudgeonly old man type on his hundredth birthday, while the old guy sat there smoking a cigar and drinking a beer.
Willard asked him something to the effect of; "To what do your attribute your long life?".
The old guy looked at him like he was an idiot and said; "NOT DYING".
That man has been my hero ever since.