Let's have some fun. What should the warning be on the Boat Builder page?

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Enter at your own risk. 
 
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Emptying wallets and creating miles of smiles everyday!
 
Welcome to the best place on the internet! Where dreams are created, and turned to reality.
 
For a PRICE!!!

:) It's marketing... you have to make it look like utopia. (Which by the way owning a Bennington is Utopianesk) Here is how my favorite cynic looks at it. (FYI he thinks just like me! And for the record this is the thought process, and has ZERO to do with Bennington. Just glimpse of a Marketing Genuis!)


http://dilbert.com/strip/2007-09-17
 
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