I'll have to tell the story of dog sitting my parents' dog last weekend. We always leave the front gate open for our schnauzer to walk up and watch the people, dogs, and scenery while we're going through no wake zones. Well, my parents have a dog that I "thought" was fairly smart (until this past weekend). Our dog went to the bow as we were in the no wake zone. The poodle decided to go up there as well. My wife was watching from the lounger beside the helm, where I was. All of a sudden, Kelly screamed out "STOP THE BOAT!". I hit neutral as she stated Jasper (the parent's poodle) stepped off of the front of the boat. I started looking behind us to see if bloody parts were going to surface, when I saw that stupid dog pop up about 15 - 20' behind us. I called it's name and it swam up to me so I could lift it back onto the boat. It was almost "Dog Gone!" for that one.
This is the dumb dog that almost got ground into sausage. He just happens to be sitting there with my dad.